Tumblrpathic

You say someone’s tumblrpathic when their mood depends on what’s on their Tumblr dashboard.

Friend: My brother’s life basically consists of Tumblr. I think he’s also tumblrpathic.
Other friend: Yeah i know! He’s a really cool kid.

by whatevenisthis March 6, 2013

tumblurt

To blog abruptly and impulsively, often without thinking.
Often the result of a hater hatein.

Person 1 "You posted that?!?! What were you thinking?"
Person 2 "I don't know. I was pissed off and I tumblurted it out."

by F*8 November 26, 2010

tumblefur

Resembling a tumbleweed, tumblefur is made up of the shed fur by common household dogs and cats. If not vacuumed up promptly, tumblefurs grow in size, indefinitely, eventually inhabiting every corner of the house.

The breeze from the living room window sent the tumblefurs rolling across the hardwood floor.

by VT-YA-Writer July 2, 2012

Tumbltard

Typically those that are so PC it's insufferable. People who cannot tolerate the blissfully ignorant, and instead of educating the aforementioned ignorant person, they scurry to Tumblr to announce their disdain over a matter instead of trying to solve it.

If you really want to solve a problem, do it. Don't be another one of those tumbltards.

by DynamoBlu September 22, 2016

Tumbleweeders

A group consisting of no less than three hetro-men who choose to roll around naked with each other until they all achieve orgasm. Additionally, these men will consistently proclaim their love for one another.

"Do you see those guys over there? They're Tumbleweeders, loving each other and the media format LaserDisc."

by HandBananner July 12, 2017

tumbleturd

(n) (sl) - Term referring to an actual scarab insect known as the Dung Beetle. This creature is native to many parts of the world, including Egypt, Africa, and South America... but it is also known to inhabit the Southern Regions of the eastern United States. The insect rolls wads of feces into a near-perfect ball, and lays its eggs inside the turd-roll, so that they may feed on the fecal matter as they develop.

In the south, this term is also often applied to refer to a contemptible person, or mischievous youngster.

While I was in Mississippi, I saw a Tumbleturd rolling dog poop down Bourbon St.

Hey! What are you Tumbleturds doing over there at that vacant house?! Don't make me call the cops!

I used to think Bob was a good guy, but lately, he has proven to be quite the tumbleturd.

by Haywood Jablomy 2 April 22, 2018

Reverse Tumbleweed

When you're getting road head and come to the realization that it is so awful, you would rather sacrifice yourself and save the embarrassment of finishing. So you politely, yet firmly ask the giver to grab the wheel for a second. It is at this point whilst she grabs the wheel that you casually life the lock on the door and dive the fuck out.

Eric's car was stolen last night after he performed the fabled reverse tumbleweed. Afterwords he was rumored to have said it was a better fate.

by The Three Bustkateers January 21, 2009