A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.
I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.
by clausemic November 4, 2012
Get the Bloody Tampon Contraband mug.the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
by helter skeltor September 9, 2014
Get the tainted tampon mug.Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.
Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.
Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
by DrunkrFastr April 6, 2016
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A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.
See: dramadrama queen
A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.
See: dramadrama queen
by Come on Fwqwhgads September 8, 2016
Get the Drama Tampon mug.When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.
by gabriellebrok November 24, 2016
Get the Nose tampon mug.The product of toilet paper being rolled up and shoved up the anal cavity in order to prevent swamp ass;the combination a sweat and poop in the butthole
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
Get the Butt tampon mug.The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.
by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020
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