the toilet dream

a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.

I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:

on the side of a busy highway

on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the

toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)

In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends

and throngs of people were walking through, and there

was no stall, just a toilet

etc etc

In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with

passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away
by Woody Thomas January 03, 2010
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toilet fairy

A little magical fairy that lives in the toilet and summons one whenever one may need to drop the duece. Different people most likely have their own fairy because it is very unlikely the toilet fairy can be everywhere at once, she's not F'n Santy Clause.
Overvoice Narrative:
"I really wanted to listen to my new attractive girlfriend's parents talk about what I should and shouldn't do to her tonight, but the toilet fairy kept beckoning me to come and drop the nasty bomb."
by Ben "Dover" June 14, 2007
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feed the toilet

Another way for saying to excrete feces from one's anus. An expression invented by me, which provides the analogy of a toilet eating feces, which is what happens when you flush.
"BRB, I needa feed the toilet, hes getting hungry.
by nimadude February 27, 2006
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toilet grenade

The act of straining to have a bowel movement to the point of nearly passing out and then having a release that explodes and covers the entire inside of the toilet.
Robert came into the office and warned everyone not to go into the unisex bathroom because he tossed in a toilet grenade and that it needed a cleaning crew.
by superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
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toilet cobra

When you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.
"Dude I'm not gonna take a dump in there, there is a Toilet Cobra in there ready to strike."
by roflbot69 June 30, 2009
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Skibidi Toilet

skibidi toilet is a series that was created by dafuqboom that was meant to be a joke series but ended up affecting tons of child and giving them skibidi toilet syndrome, also having content milker milk the skibidi toilet thing, even making some goofy ahh animation for the kids attraction, people put skibidi toilet in their titles and descriptions to catch kids and make them lose control of themselves.
1. Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabelyu dip dip skibidi toilet toilet toilet
by brokenport October 08, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

A skibidi Toilet is a thing where you mutilate someones neck up and slap it onto a toilet.
It is also a series Created by DaFuqBoom
"Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax."
This is also used in a very popular song named "Fanum Tax"
In this context Skibidi is being used to describe you.
(A skibidi Toilet is a thing where you mutilate someones neck up and slap it onto a toilet.
It is also a series Created by DaFuqBoom)
by FoxMan3009 October 19, 2023
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