Definitions by superknox1andonly

toilet grenade 

The act of straining to have a bowel movement to the point of nearly passing out and then having a release that explodes and covers the entire inside of the toilet.

Robert came into the office and warned everyone not to go into the unisex bathroom because he tossed in a toilet grenade and that it needed a cleaning crew.

toilet grenade by superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

Broomed the womb 

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.

After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!

Broomed the womb by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

Commander Dan

Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about

We talked about that twenty minutes ago Charles, you'r such a Commander Dan!

Commander Dan by Superknox1andonly December 22, 2014

backcrack

A butt crack that extends above the waistline sometimes even to the middle of the shoulder blades.

Man JD has a bad case of backcrack!

backcrack by superknox1andonly December 22, 2014