feed the toilet

Another way for saying to excrete feces from one's anus. An expression invented by me, which provides the analogy of a toilet eating feces, which is what happens when you flush.
"BRB, I needa feed the toilet, hes getting hungry.
by nimadude April 11, 2006
mugGet the feed the toiletmug.

toilet fairy

A little magical fairy that lives in the toilet and summons one whenever one may need to drop the duece. Different people most likely have their own fairy because it is very unlikely the toilet fairy can be everywhere at once, she's not F'n Santy Clause.
Overvoice Narrative:
"I really wanted to listen to my new attractive girlfriend's parents talk about what I should and shouldn't do to her tonight, but the toilet fairy kept beckoning me to come and drop the nasty bomb."
by Ben "Dover" July 11, 2007
mugGet the toilet fairymug.

skibidi toilet

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by Rydice September 28, 2023
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.

toilet cobra

When you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.
"Dude I'm not gonna take a dump in there, there is a Toilet Cobra in there ready to strike."
by roflbot69 June 30, 2009
mugGet the toilet cobramug.

toilet grenade

The act of straining to have a bowel movement to the point of nearly passing out and then having a release that explodes and covers the entire inside of the toilet.
Robert came into the office and warned everyone not to go into the unisex bathroom because he tossed in a toilet grenade and that it needed a cleaning crew.
by superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
mugGet the toilet grenademug.

Toilet paper

1. Hey what’s that

2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?
by Rubyien March 15, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Skibidi Toilet

skibidi toilet is a series that was created by dafuqboom that was meant to be a joke series but ended up affecting tons of child and giving them skibidi toilet syndrome, also having content milker milk the skibidi toilet thing, even making some goofy ahh animation for the kids attraction, people put skibidi toilet in their titles and descriptions to catch kids and make them lose control of themselves.
1. Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabelyu dip dip skibidi toilet toilet toilet
by brokenport October 8, 2023
mugGet the Skibidi Toiletmug.

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