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The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About 

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A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.
Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!
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the Mr. T Experience 

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(a.k.a. "MTX")

By far the best band to ever come out of the Bay Area punk scene and quite possibly one of the best bands of all time, period. Lead by the very fragile and sensitive, yet ironic and occasionally bawdy wordsmith, Dr. Frank.

MTX's songs are about girls, confusion, pain, remorse, anxiety, TV, despair, cruelty, misery, bitterness, etc.

(Dr. Frank eats 2 hotdogs & cheeseburgers and drinks Budweiser & Trumer Pils.)
My favorite song by the Mr. T Experience is 'Leave The Thinking To The Smart People' because it's especially kick ass.
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Don't cap on the name

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The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".
George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."
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ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe 

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What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.
$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.
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don't dip your pen in the company ink 

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A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
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don't ask me the color of anything 

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Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.
Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.
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don't fuck with the payroll 

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don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.
I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky
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