The Emoji Movie

The emoji movie is a creation made by demons who came out of hell with the purpose of indoctrinating the children with brain poison in order to turn them into spoiled little shits who throw tantrums when you want them to go away because they have nothing better to do other then play Roblox with their crusty fucking iPads that look like they have living organisms growing on it as a form of pre torture for when 75% of the human populous descends into hell.

Child: I wanna see the emoji movie
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Bee movie

Fresh out of college, Barry the Bee (Jerry Seinfeld) finds the prospect of working with honey uninspiring. He flies outside the hive for the first time and talks to a human (Renée Zellweger), breaking a cardinal rule of his species. Barry learns that humans have been stealing and eating honey for centuries, and he realizes that his true calling is to obtain justice for his kind by suing humanity for theft.

Initial release: 28 October 2007 (CA)
Show: Behind the Scenes
Directors: Simon J. Smith, Steve Hickner
Air date: 1 January 2008
Previous episode: P.S. I Love You
Next episode: American Gangster
The bee movie

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019

Movie Insurance

N. A substance consumed prior to watching a movie to ensure that the movie will be enjoyed, regardless of the quality of the film. Usually, it includes cannabis and/or alcohol.

"You're going to see Dragonball X? Better have some movie insurance right before, dude."

by Odder0tter October 30, 2011

movie jumper

A person who after watching a movie in one theater, goes into another without paying.

"Why are those people going into another theater?"
"Oh. They're probably movie jumpers"

by Moo Vie Jumpur December 8, 2013

movie relaxer

1.the act of getting a blow job or hand job in a movie theatre

2. to relieve stress sexually in a movie theatre

hey Bro i have a test tomorrow and i have to see a movie with katie tonight. What should I do?

tell her to give you a movie relaxer. (choose a bad movie)

by Themazzashow July 13, 2011

Smoosh Movie

A movie you invite a girl or guy over to watch when you know you aren't going to "watch a movie" and will instead start smooshing once it starts.

Bro #1 - I invited the new dime piece over for a smooth movie...

Bro #2 - What are you watching?

Bro #1 - Anything with Channing Tatum, always a smoosh movie!

by Bromancer20 May 4, 2016

groovy movie

This is when someone gets under a glass table face up and another person takes a dump on the table.

Judy likes popcorn when she sees a groovy movie.

by Buckwild May 25, 2006