Yeah, Tom is an atheist whose ego is so high, if he jumped from it to his IQ, he'd splatter like a watermelon.
by Phillip Wifarts July 29, 2022
Get the Atheistmug. 1. A jaded, cynical person who realizes that religion is a hateful, delusional, fear-mongering cult.
2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)
2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)
Bill: "Considering the fact that the Bible literally says you shouldn't judge people, Christians sure are extremely judgmental."
Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."
Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 8, 2022
Get the Atheistmug. Atheist Trauma Syndrome, also shortened as ATS, is the name of a mental condition provoked due to massive hardline (new) atheist information and due to things that (new) atheists and atheist zealots often say on the Internet, one of the most common traits of this syndrome is that when an individual struggles with leaving atheism or a set of atheist beliefs or information that has led to them become atheist or think that atheism is right about religion and spirituality, it often have the same symptoms of religious trauma syndrome, but being about atheism, mostly about new atheism, atheist fundamentalism and scientism.
Atheist Trauma Syndrome is actually a thing, but sadly there's not a lot of studies about that and only few people actually study about such syndrome, it's mostly common between ex-atheists and people who used to watch atheist YouTube channels, read atheist sites and blogs and follow atheist accounts on social media.
by Dumugian October 27, 2021
Get the Atheist Trauma Syndromemug. by cc69aine June 30, 2019
Get the ja bae atheistmug. Types of atheists include:
- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.
- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.
- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.
- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.
- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)
- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.
- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.
- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.
- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.
- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.
- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)
- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
Get the Types of Atheistsmug. A person on the internet who is butt hurt noahs ark scientifically does not makes sence, and will now proceed to send death threats to any christians they encounter on r/debatereligion.
I swear the crap I hear about christianity on this website makes my heart sink. I know not all atheists are like this, but what is wrong with you? Wheres your damn proof we caused half of the evil things nowadays?
by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025
Get the Atheistmug. Hym "So, let me get this straight... You are an atheist... And you believe everyone gets a singular wave of experiential reality... And you (as the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable thought) want mine... To be my own self-described Truman Show-esque hell? BOY OH BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! Where oh where can I find the Christian God? OPE! THERE HE IS! YOU SEE HIM!? HEY WISECRACKED, YOU SEE EM? YOU SEE THE CHRISTIAN GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST? Hold on... I'll get you a mirror... Now go ahead and keep admonishing God for arbitrarily condemning people you don't to hell! In the context of what you're doing? Do you get it!? Do you get the joke!? Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Right!? Cus you'd do it too if you had the power you bald bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THERE! I EXPLAINED IT FOR YOU! DOES THAT COULD AS EVIDENCE!? HA!"
by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
Get the Atheistmug.