Arse Prison

A chair that is painfully uncomfortable to sit on.

I wouldn't sit on that green chair, that's arse prison!

by SnakeCambridge March 30, 2015

Wet arse

A wimp, a weak and weedy , needy person.

You're gutless , such a wet arse.

by Mamasa September 30, 2021

arse popper

British slang for a person who enjoys anal sex

bob: i would not want to be in front of tim hes an arse popper
tim: i just love anal sex!

by britsh humour August 12, 2017

Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.

"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."

by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013

arse kink

when someone gets eroused by seeing someones arse.

john gets eroused by seeing kits arse. he has an arse kink.

by sexbot321 January 29, 2021

norse in the arse

Someone or something which is annoying. Can also describe a ‘sticky’ situation.

Wow, Luke is such a Norse in the arse!/wow, Luke is such a Norse!

by Vangerinovangerino December 3, 2017

smelly arse

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!

Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!

by D I Reagan November 23, 2013