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Text Binging

Text binging is the act of sending multiple amounts of hostile text messages to one recipient within a very short period of time in order for the recipient to assume you have issues of codependency and paranoia. This is frequently used when you want a person to break up with you or to assume you are insane.
Ex: Text Binging

12:00PM - "hey jack, where are you?"

12:02 PM : "hey are you ignoring me, its been 2 minutes and 3 seconds?"

12:03 PM : "Answer your phone. I'm calling you and need you right now!"

12:04 PM "Was it something I did?"

12:05 PM "Honestly I did nothing wrong, our friendship is over!"
12:05 PM - "I'm sorry, I take it back. Can we be friends again?"

12:06 PM "I hope we can be friends forever, lolz.

12:07 PM - I like golf, I heard you have golf clubs.

12:08 PM - "Do you want to play sometime?

12:09 PM "Fine, we can do something else.

12:10 PM :I like cats, here is a picture . Mrow, They are snuggly."

12:11 PM: Do you want me to send you another one?
by TrishtheSFdish October 29, 2011
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Text your eyes off

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.
"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"
by ahrefodiggsy March 17, 2012
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Text Date

To date somebody just by texting
Yepp our first date was a text date we can't afford to go on a real date so we just text each other and had Sext after
by Not2btrusted October 2, 2012
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Text sex

When a girl turns a phone to vibrate, shoves it up her vagina, and has her boyfriend send her erotic messages.
"Jill told me to text her a ton of times last night. I think we were having text sex."
by cryingdragon September 1, 2014
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Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.
Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.
by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015
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Text Buffer

Text Buffer

When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
Mark and Melinda really hit off until the finally met. All texting was just a text buffer .
by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018
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Text Men

Text Men is a series of 4 main characters, Favreau, Ontario, Humble David and Winchester Jason.
Famous jokes: Boosy, chit boner, badussy, banker cheese, bortnite, bababooey and mjchans life. mjchan is a unusual species of human. some would say hes sped.
text men loves snap chant
by jujay777 September 2, 2021
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