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tactical denial

When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.
Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!
by ggellison March 29, 2014
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tactically acquire

The art of professionally acquiring music, movies, etc. illegitimately.

It is a simple and fancy name for piracy.
Random Guy: "I just tactically acquired the new LEGO Star Wars game."
by zwirth June 24, 2022
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Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.
Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)
by musket 193 January 27, 2024
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Tactical Fuck

Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone
My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight
by Sleemron September 17, 2021
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Tacticality

The combination between a trained warrior and a complete psychopath.
That man has experienced and overcome multiple battle situations and unthinkable horrors, bestowing him the honor reaching 100% Tacticality as warrior.
by DorfJensen November 13, 2023
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tactical boot

Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.
Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot
by used oatmeal August 18, 2023
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