Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 30, 2023

Beef tooth

Beef tooth (can also be pronounced beef toof) is a way of describing an extreme craving for beef.

Ah man I got terrid* beef tooth
*See terrid in the urban dictionary

I got some serious beef toof right about now

by Chris Bush October 10, 2008

Douche-tooth

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun

Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.

"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.

by Kevly😉 May 20, 2016

Bad tooth ache

Tooth hurt from bad cavities or lack of dick

I didn’t brush my teeth and now I have a bad tooth ache

I have not had no dick in me so my tooth started to throb so I had a bad tooth ache

by Thewiseguy14 May 19, 2022

what's the tooth

how a teething or toothached child says what's the time

what's the tooth?

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

Visit from the tooth fairy

A threat for surprise retribution at a later date for an earlier transgression that usually results in the instigator missing teeth. Similar threats include "watch your back" or "you'll get yours". The notion of the saying is that retribution will happen suddenly when the instigator least expects it, such as sleeping and their teeth are placed under their pillow. The saying is otherwise used broadly to mean any level of revenge.

Someone does another person wrong or victimizes them, the victim may say "Watch yourself! You're gonna get a visit from the tooth fairy!"

Or used to dispel concern by others that retribution is going to be made "They're gonna see the tooth fairy, don't worry about it."

by matt000111 June 5, 2024

Stank tooth

Somebody with nasty breath

“Goddamn, have you smelled Toni’s breath? She’s got stank tooth.” -Some guy

by Vixenne June 22, 2024