cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

Skankie Cow

A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.

Son : I met my old girlfriend Carol the other day.
Mother : that Skankie cow?

by wilson68852 October 24, 2010

cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen

Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.

by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017

Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 5, 2019

cow juice

That white shit that comes out of cow tits and most people drink.

yo bitch did you get that cow juice from the store.

by ~bLUEbeRRy~ September 15, 2019

Polishing the cow

To rub one out in a field.

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!

by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014

Bone Cow

Not much is known about him. A mysterious figure in the Black Billabong lore. Used as an insult, but to some it could be a compliment.

“Kevin, you’re such a Bone Cow!”

by anyolsink February 28, 2019