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thomas pesman

a soviet cookie that only eats maccas because it is the only red and yellow food company he can find this is why he is obese.
share with me or ill get thomas pesman to sit on you
by meowue March 9, 2020
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Ariel Thomas

She's so rude! And childish. she gets on my nerves all the time. She sucks roes for 90 million dollars. Warning thot alert. she talks behind people's back so much! and she's only in 6th grade! like omg! she makes fun of me, follows me too much. and just annoying.
"Dude Ariel Thomas's forehead created the big bang!" yelled Daniel
by xoglori November 25, 2019
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jade thomas

jade thomas is such a white bitch!! i hate her.
by scoliosisheadass October 17, 2019
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Kai-Thomas

Usually, a ginger that can sometimes draw and is very interesting when acting. Normally falls on the floor while being slapped by a nerd.
That Kai-Thomas is hilarious when he's acting.
by LemonFurry May 16, 2019
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thomas lai

The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.
Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?

Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.
by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020
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Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.
Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.
by MochaDiet August 3, 2012
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Thomas Wilkins

stupid fat 6’4 canadian retard that lives in Ardrossan, Alberta, Canada. Also Ezra is 2000000x better than him!
Hey look, it’s Thomas Wilkins, LINCH HIM!
by big stepp_6969 August 29, 2021
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