child bags

balls.
as in male genitals

Hey girl. Wanna step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 1, 2021

child leash

A piece of hated child-safety equipment that could have saved Harambe.

"Yeah, if they had just used a child leash Harambe would be alive"

by kifferen December 22, 2016

Roblox Child

a usual 2 - 12 year old trying to swear at teenagers for talking

Roblox Child: hi boomer
Teenager: im only 17
Roblox Child; your still old b****
Teenager: its You're and, your only 7 kid.

by Urban Dictionary user 1937214 May 30, 2021

hoodie child

That of a hoodie child is like a basketcase but we're not as depressed or overly bisexual

She is suck a hoodie child I wish I cod be that happy all the time

by To that one girl on omegle February 24, 2020

spirit child

A child who you wish to be

“Kirsten’s crazy dancing is what makes her my spirit child”
“Look at her wearing that princess dress - she’s my spirit child”
“Dylan ate a whole tub of ice cream - he’s my spirit child”

by Thisismyname23456 March 12, 2018

Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.

Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016