squidget

The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.

"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."

by Jaggajack October 24, 2007

squid

When you go to give someone a high five but instead of hitting their hand you pull away your hand in a squid motion(fingers pressed together and pull away) while yelling the word squid. Used to "punk" your friend.

Maddie: Good job Jeff! (Puts up hand for high five)
Jeff:(Goes to complete the high five)
Maddie:(pulls hand away)SQUID!
Jeff: I hate you.

by Emily Ottenhoff, Jeff Beenes, Maddie Owak July 16, 2007

squidgy

squidgy, squidgy black
soft, oily cannabis resin

got any green?
Nope, but I I've got some squidgy?

by deadwood August 1, 2003

squidgy black

its this black squidgey stuff yeh...
Peng shit.

kinda squidgy like :P

Customer: oi bruv, you got any Squidgy black?

Dealer: nah bruv, smoked all the Squidgy black.

Customer: Jokes man

by Lewie Lewie Lewie November 15, 2007

squid bump

male version of "scissoring" having balls making contact with eaachother

Those two queers sure do like to take part in squid bumping

by skankmasta November 4, 2008

squidish

as to or pertaining to a squid

mike said wow that calamari is squidish!

by gf of creator March 24, 2010

squid parade

A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.

Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.

Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.

example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?

Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade

Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.

by wibbles11223 October 8, 2010