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Stacks on deck

To be so rich that you don't really have to worry about money at all. Well-known for some rap references, Little Wayne, TI, etc.
That bitch's gear is so fly, he gotta have stacks on deck.
by Lancington February 11, 2009
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sex in the stacks

sex in the library between stacks of books.
Chris and Kelley were looking for something kinky, so they decided to have sex in the stacks.
by bsmaster December 28, 2008
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stalkaholic

someone who is addicted to stalking,whether it is a celebrity, former boyfriend/girlfriend, or animal; a way of saying someone is obsessed about something
"I want to know what color Jon Walker's toilet is."

"You're such a stalkaholic, Jenny!"
by Natalie Disco April 6, 2007
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stalkerish

Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)
That dude is getting all stalkerish on me.
by rugbychick February 24, 2005
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stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.
Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.
by BM_Face December 14, 2008
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Stalkette

A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.
Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?

Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.

Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?

Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.

Guy A: What are you gonna do?

Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009
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stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.
Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
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