Scroteria

(n) 1. A bacterial infection of the scrotum caused by improperly cleansing yo funky nuts.

The doctor told me not to jack off for 3 weeks because my scroteria made one of my balls 4 times bigger than the other.

by sDub Duce SplitTail September 29, 2011

Scrotching

the act of a male scratching his privates.

Emma: Did you just see that?
Nathan: What?
Emma: That guy was just scrotching under his library cubby.

by coopscoop1234 December 14, 2011

Scrotable

Of or pertaining to the testicles. Often, but not exclusively as a unit of measurement.

He was a scrotable away from that touchdown!

by birdofmayhem January 10, 2012

scroteprawn

A prawn that burrows up one's uretha and nests in the male scrotum whilst feeding on semen. Once incubation has passed it bursts out the scrotum sack much like a xenomorph boss

This fucking scroteprawn busted out of Brian's sack just like a mother fukin Xenomorph boss.

by b1tch1n December 13, 2012

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.

"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".

by MstrMike August 29, 2013

Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.

"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."

by Scroterip August 17, 2014