Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Splenty

Another word to describe a small amount of something. Basically I took the two words plenty and small and mixed them together to make this word, (yes I know this word is horrible it's my first word I took seriously and I'm looking forward to uploading more words I come up with.)

"Dude the money you promised me was a lot, not splenty."-Bob
"What are you talking about fuck head, this money I gave you was more then "Splenty." are you blind?"-Joe

by Edgelordie April 28, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

Slunt

Slut + cunt = slunt

The college girl was a slunt because she got around a lot and she was an ass of a person.

by Scavenged August 7, 2017

Splunker

It can mean ANYTHING

Yo i was so pissed today my boss was acting like such a splunker.

Hey bro how u doing today?
Lifes great bro i feel splunker.

by TheSplunkerHimself October 12, 2017

Spunt

A woman that is high on meth, and is stupid and is a cunt

That tweeker bitch is a spunt

by PJ Nebrado December 9, 2017

Slunt

When ya mates just hit up and your pal is fucking dying

"Hey, my pal Jeffry is way to gone"
"What a Slunt!"

by Plumpyy January 31, 2018