Splooshback

The most irritating thing in the world. while one takes a fairly large dump, when it hits the bowel water it makes a "sploosh" sound. Now splooshback is when after the sound that nasty bowel water splashes back all over your ass

Dude 1: Dude were have you been?

Dude 2: Sorry bro had a bad splooshback in the toilet

by monsta7144 September 14, 2011

Splish

verb.

To ejaculate onto something.

Him. “Hey do you want me to splish on your face?’
Her. “Oh yeah baby, give it to me.”

by Edword McWordword November 30, 2018

Roegan Splash

A very large and cohesive bowel movement that detaches at the last moment, resulting in a large splash that creates a "Sea World" affect across the butt cheeks. A neutrally bouyant shit, often due to the large ingestion of corn.

(While standing at a urinal) "Did you hear that noise? I bet the dude in stall number two dropped a Roegan Splash."

by D. Ike December 3, 2007

mushroom splash

Mushroom stamping ones drink, most appropriately an alcoholic one

Haney was being a prick, so I gave him a mushroom splash.

by Hmsmdjrifncm November 25, 2013

mud splash

Sexual maneuver in which you give yourself an enema without letting any of the water out so you're filled like a cheap whore in gang bang. You then tell your sexual partner to go down on your bits, dick or asshole. While they are down there you unleash the torrent of doo doo soup that has been ripening in your steamy rectum upon your victims face.

I learned that my bitch whore girlfriend was cheating on me so I left her a note in the mud splash that I gave her.

by condoms are for pussies January 16, 2018

Sloshy

a state of the penis that is not a true erection but is harder than normal.

Dude that looking at that guy's ass made me sloshy, i must be at least a little bit gay.

by boredingrotonsomemore April 3, 2009

Thibodaux Cock Splash

A sexual act in which the man takes a shit and smears it all over the woman’s face. As a result of the extremely nauseating smell, the woman will vomit and aim it towards her partner’s cock. The name was originated in Thibodaux, Louisiana; where only its residents are disgusting enough to perform this type of perversion.

Last night I hooked up with Robbie and I thought we were about to do a rusty trombone. Well, he pulled a fast one on me and we ended up doing the Thibodaux Cock Splash.

by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006