A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.
by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019
Get the Toaster Sploogel mug.Often said to someone who is really retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person would sometimes refer to himself as allah and goes on the Gindi diet.
by Theboiboi June 29, 2019
Get the A sploge mug.When the concrete pump hopper becomes low and the mixer driver is washing out into the hopper when he is not supposed to The pump operator notices and splooges concrete all over his face and truck. The concrete money shot.
Guy 1: Hey look mixer drivers washing out in your hopper again
Pump operator: "Time for the concrete splooge!" Pumps the water all out the back and all over the concrete truck
Pump operator: "Time for the concrete splooge!" Pumps the water all out the back and all over the concrete truck
by Challbaby82 September 17, 2019
Get the concrete splooge mug.A sexual act in which the male parter, as he is about to finish, pulls out, and produces a tazer. He proceeds to press the tazer against the female genetalia , shock her, and then finish over the affected area.
man1 " so, how was your night?"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
by Djuken December 25, 2019
Get the Thunder Splooge mug.Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 4, 2020
Get the Stooge Splooge mug.a shitty roblox exploit that crashes faster than a coffee run, not to mention the spyware rat viruses and bitcoin miners. im trying to exploit not break my pc wearegay. not to mention you get patched all the time and take days to fix. its also so detectible im able to find my phone faster. woohoo I love getting banned from roblox
person 1: hey dude whats a good exploit with no key or payments
person 2 (dumbass): jJsPlOiT ive used it 30 times and got banned from roblox.
person 1: is it good
person 2: it sucks and crashes on excution and injection.
person 1: ooh super cool doe s it affect your pc?:
person 2: no my pc is only is wheezing more than a severe asthmatic in the smokestack of a coal power plant. I'm also permanently banned from roblox.
person 1: yay im gonna kill my pc and need to restart windows I hate jj sploit
person 2 (dumbass): jJsPlOiT ive used it 30 times and got banned from roblox.
person 1: is it good
person 2: it sucks and crashes on excution and injection.
person 1: ooh super cool doe s it affect your pc?:
person 2: no my pc is only is wheezing more than a severe asthmatic in the smokestack of a coal power plant. I'm also permanently banned from roblox.
person 1: yay im gonna kill my pc and need to restart windows I hate jj sploit
by roboxsl123 February 9, 2022
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It originated back In early June 2021, when security camera footage captured footage of a man running up to the porch of famous American singer K. Michelle, performing the "wobbly knees" dance move.
It originated back In early June 2021, when security camera footage captured footage of a man running up to the porch of famous American singer K. Michelle, performing the "wobbly knees" dance move.
by Markalius February 26, 2022
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