sped

A faggoty way to say "retarded". Originated when two guys were creaming each other's throats. One of them choked, and vomited cum all over the floor. It looked like the letters "SPED". So, like the dumbasses they were, they made a term almost as stupid as them.

"I am a fucking moron. I use the term sped."

by Bainemo April 14, 2005

urban sledding

When you place a sled on top of a skateboard, and go down steep roads.

Cletus - "Hey man, let's go sledding."

Gaylord - "It's the middle of summer, man."

Cletus - "I know, but we can go urban sledding."

Gaylord - "Oh yeah."

by ihatejackstewart July 5, 2007

sled

see touque

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

sledge

The space between a man's testicles and anus.

Girl: *kicks boy in the space between his balls and anus*

Boy: Ouch, you just kicked me in my sledge!

by abysmalhorrors March 28, 2005

Sped

Sped is a word that is a synonym to the one and only Dylan. To qualify as sped, you must be named Dylan, have red hair, be three years old, and a Saint Bernard.

“Do you know sped?”
“Oh, you mean Dylan? Yeah! She’s super sped.”

by Zoike July 6, 2019

Sped Head

The act of a lax boy with blonde hair getting the fucking life sucked out of his shrimp by an absolute whale of a bitch, weighing at a whopping 297 lbs!

Did I mention she also has autism🤣🤣#Sped Head

by Seth pubes May 17, 2021

crapper sled

port o potty sled, also seen in jackass

steve o was in the crapper sled

by reno April 20, 2005