(noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
by cyclopentane July 11, 2024
Get the Solomon mug.Related Words
When someone doesn’t wanna admit he wants to have sex with your ass , usually it is a fuxking uneducated moron , but decides to make it rule anyway that allows him to change your appearance based on his jail psychology diagnosis which is usually in favour of other uneducated Fuck wit moron hurricanes that fuck everything you build then disappear like a fart outside yeh a big annoying fart
Bro anyone that fucks chicks , and doesn’t just use them to have your gay kids for you , is asking for sodomy psychiatry and that’s after you thought they got an std but they didn’t , now your excuse is different but the end result will be the same exactly what you need to happen and nothing your biggest threat needs to happen.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Sodomy psychiatry mug.An extraordinary man believed to be hand crafted by the Gods! However.. that was only on October 1st, 2023. Solomon James had fell off exactly the first November 1st.. becoming the biggest thug and drug addict now.. Solomon James used to provide hope for kids around the world but now kids should fear that he isn’t around
Oct 1 <person 1>OH MY GOD IT’S SOLOMON JAMES!!!!!!!!
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨
by Dag0atg0n3wrong December 18, 2023
Get the Solomon James mug.Goodnight to my snoomfies!
by Livfastdieyoung December 24, 2023
Get the snoomfies mug.A great muscular man who loves getting pied in the back door by various men. His huge throbbing meat and extremely gay sexuality makes it a perfect match for orgies. If you see a Soloman invite him over for some back shots and your place. He will always accept.
by Milo Calorie January 15, 2024
Get the Soloman mug.This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.
by Milo Calorie January 16, 2024
Get the Solomon Fairbanks mug.