Soldotna

A bustling town on the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. Known for its absolute devotion to Sarah Palin and cheesy tourism promotions. It is a nice place to visit, but if you stick around you'll probably want to commit an hero.

Tourist: "Soldotna is the king salmon capital of the world!"

Resident: "I dont give a fuck."

by Washington D. Jefferson September 22, 2009

Salmon

cockney slang for cigarettes, "salmon and Trout" = snout, often sortened to just "salmon"

got any salmon mate??

by djsc53 June 11, 2006

salmonism

the art of smoking salmon.

Smoke salmon, all day long.

by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005

salmon slappers

The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder

"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"

by dfaz September 12, 2008

Solo Baric

Bad ass subwoofer made by Kicker

My Solo Baric Subs are pushing 900 watts RMS BABY!

by Jon M. S. June 16, 2003

slappin salmon

A mispronunciation by an angry alcoholic Bulgarian.

We're gonna watch slappin salmon, wanna come?

No way, why would I want to watch some guy rail a fish?

It's the movie made by broken lizard.

Ohhh, you mean slammin salmon?

Yeah

by Nivek_The_Soaring_Mofo_Eagle April 18, 2010

Sparkling salmon

the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.

for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.

by I <3 DOME/wierd shit. May 2, 2010