Soggy Waffle

Sub par vagina. Ugly Females

That girl you we're talking to was a Soggy waffle

by Ollata Vagina September 20, 2006

soggy jaw

Having fat on the bottom and sides of a jaw, creating a fat water-swollen appearance.

Look at Tom's soggy jaw, it's jiggling like a pile of whipped cream.

by Axel L Foley August 18, 2006

Soggy Sailor

When you are having sex with a women from behind and club her unconscious. Then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. Then have a REAL pirate rape her when she awakens. Real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. Flaming Albatross is optional.

Man 1: Man, she put up a real fight when I gave her the Soggy Sailor.

Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.

Man 1: *Snap* ZING!

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

Soggy Taco

this is a two or three day process where the man eats very shitty for a couple of days till his bowel movement resembles soggy ground beef, at that point we are ready for step two, the woman will lay on her back putting her legs as far back as she can revealing her vagina into something reminiscient of hard taco sheel then the man will poop his very soft liquid excrement into her vagina proceding to eat it, hence the soggy taco

soggy taco

by thedinnermaker March 19, 2011

Soggy toast

A sexually racial slur that refers to when a female of darker skin color has masculine seminal fluidital remains pooling in the crevices of her facial structure

"Dude, did you hear what jack did to Melissa?"
"Yeah, I heard she looked like soggy toast!"

by Joe.biden February 20, 2017

soggy sayos

a game where usually 4 men stand around a sayo and wank around it. The first man to cum has to eat it.

I played soggy sayos last night. AND I LOST!!!

by dddsss June 15, 2008

Soggy Toast

A Person who keeps a girl close and demands her to be exklusiv but doesn't have the spine to actually commit to a relationship

Chris is a soggy toast

by Brumbl May 7, 2020