made soap

80s slang for when a male pedophile gets a handjob, so named because the semen looks like liquid soap.
Jimmy didn’t want to go to daycare anymore because the janitor took him into the bathroom and made soap.
by velvetvamp25 April 16, 2021
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soaped

When something is fresh, such as an article of clothing, or shoes
That Supreme hoodie you copped is soaped
by afrodolphin May 13, 2016
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soap slapper

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.
I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!
by Heisenberg308 August 03, 2024
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Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.
Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke
by Dickfarted May 11, 2024
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The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.
“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”
by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024
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soap skin

The small, useless piece of used bar soap that never dissolves and stays at the bottom of your shower forever.
I slipped on the soap skin and almost broke my neck.
by Lalapoo4000 March 16, 2024
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Liquid soap rock star

You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train
I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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