Santa

lie, dishonesty, untrue, false

1. alaye, no dey santa me.

2. why must you be santaing about your relationship.
3. bro you're throwing santa

by Deanisbliss April 24, 2021

santara

Someone that is fun most if not all the time. The devil when it comes to drinking. Will put drink anyone just to prove a point.

Hey suzie! Should we go clubbing and pull a Santara ?

by The donD November 23, 2021

Santa Claus

Most Known as *Hitler from Christmas* Santa Claus is a big fat dick elder, that sometimes acts kinda pedophile by eating his elf´s ass and pussy.

ELF - Heyooooo!!!! IT IS SANTA CLAUS EAT MY ASS SWOOOOWOOOO OUUWEEEEE.^
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!

by Santa claus pedophile??? nein December 26, 2021

santacruise

an shareware game joel played during windows 98 destruction stream

santacruise...?

by friggen annonymous April 12, 2023

Santa Claus

The morbidly obese man that breaks into houses every year on December 24th and eats all of the food in your house. If you ever see him in your house, run. Santa Claus will give out presents to kids that he finds attractive and the ugly ones get coal. The presents usually have trackers in them as he handmade them with his children slaves that he kidnapped, also known as “elves”
Sometimes you may find some very small elves in your house. Dispose of them immediately because they have cameras in them. Santa isn’t your friend. He’s a child predator.

*kid wakes up*
oh my goodness it’s santa claus and he is in my room
santa claus: ho ho ho get in my fabric sack
kid: *climbs into fabric sack*
santa claus: hahaha now you are my elf
kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*the kid was forced to make toys until the end of time*

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023

merry santa time

Replacement name given to Chirstmas as a result of the name offending every other religion.

Eliel: Hey Matt have a Merry Christmas.
Matt:That offends me, I don't belive in christ, I prefer Merry Santa Time
Eliel:....ok, Have a Merry Santa Time.
Matt:And a Merry Santa Time to you too!

by SoopaDoopaMoopaTroopa December 16, 2007

double santa sack

1. when you lock you arms around a persons neck and hang on their back, and then another person does the same to you.

1. we were in the pool when delinna jumped on alexis' back and yelled santa sack and then hailey did the same to delinna making it a double santa sack.

by alexis_delinna_hailey July 20, 2009