Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is everything. Ruler of the Holy Swamp, and eternal reason of life

A: Do you praise Shrek?
B: Yes, as he created the universe and everything, I praise him in the Holy Swamp every day

by tirannorex September 22, 2020

Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020

shrek

THE SEXIEST THING ON EARTH

shrek: what are you doin in my swamp
donkey: your a sexy bastard you are

by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019

shrek

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dude shrek is sooo sexy

by asshole.jpg December 28, 2021

shrek

people that likes gay futa porn

"I like shrek bro"
"Same."

by cool youu May 18, 2021

Shrek

My love
My god
My lord
My life

Shrek is love, Shrek is life <3

me: Shrek
you: Yes

by UwU slander November 19, 2020