Scemptuary

Scemptuary is metaphysical condition or manner in which a person transitions from the physical world into the spiritual realm, often marked by a state of transcendence, spiritual clarity, or ethereal detachment. (Adv)

She was in scemptuary as her body moved and her soul remembered the way home.

by Kay Roosevelt August 1, 2025

shampee

Soap.

First shampoo, then shampee.

by Rudy Hills September 10, 2025

Shampiss

The type of shampoo stinky ass bitches use if they even shower, making their hair reek of piss.

A:"Dude, this nigga is using mega knight."
B:"He probably uses shampiss."

by Lebron James Penis Licker November 17, 2025

Adiorondack Shampoo

introducing your Louisville Slugger to some body's skull

Oh man did you see John pull the adiorondack shampoo on Drake's face?

by Bullitt2845 February 13, 2010

mexican shampoo

a shank to the butt in prison

Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.

by moooomo December 8, 2017

Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.

Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*

by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018

John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018