Shamed

Shamed- To shit and cum at the same time

Guy #1- man did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy#2- ya I did, but I don't think we will fuck ever again

Guy#1- Why not??

Guy#2- Because I "shamed" my self...

Guy#1- WTF is shamed??

Guy#2-It's when you shit and cum at the same time

Guy#1- gross, why would you do that you freak?

Guy#2- I couldn't help it, there was shit and cum everywhere

by bobcat 09 April 8, 2008

No Shave November

Synonymous with No Sex November. Men participate in this "manly month" to prove... something... no one's really figured out what yet. Unfortunately, participation in No Shave November also grants you full access to the synonymous month.

I'm not getting laid Billy, it's No Shave November, remember?

by DraftHorsePower February 20, 2009

Shavedog

A small, beautiful, talented creature, often found in classrooms or on sprung floors. While typically approachable, will shy away from blondes and overly dramatic people. Has huge appetites in a variety of areas. An incredibly worthwhile companion.

I can't believe how lucky I was to find a shavedog!

by BigLug11 August 18, 2012

shaked cow

How you sould ordre a milkshake if you wanna be sure people remember you,and wanna switch out the default word...

A customer at a fast food place:wanna have a big shaked cow with strawberry

by Dmaxx March 7, 2010

shavecember

the occuring phenomena in which men of movember shower the floor beneath them with the free falling facial hair of november they have liberated their faces from. The resulting effect drives women back into the beds and kitchens of these cleanly shaven suave sophisticates.

karen: hey are you going to participate in decembeard this year?

myself: fuck no, shavecember baby!

karen: teehee looks like im making you a sandwhich!

myself: damn straight!

by i liek turtles November 30, 2011

shaced

Being shit faced

After drinking that 5th shot last night I was shaced!

Did you see how shaced that girl was last night? She threw up on my dog...

by jeytey January 15, 2015

shoved butthole

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and a third party applying pressure with hands inside ones rectum. Causing the rectum to prolapse.

Quit eating pretzels or I am going to give you a shoved butthole.

by zoiquilla December 23, 2015