Girlfriend-shaped

when someone you're attracted to is absolute girlfriend material, inside and out

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!

by SergeantSoN'So February 9, 2024

Heart-shaped Glasses

Referring to looking at someone and seeing y'all potentially be more than just friends.

Nah when I see her it’s like I have heart-shaped Glasses bro

by Jkrolling February 27, 2025

Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.

The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.

by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025

Mormon Shaped

Damn near Slenderman

“Damn, that mf Mormon Shaped.”

by PattersonLite March 30, 2025

Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 11, 2015

The Panama City Shakedown

This is when you pay a prostitute for sex. When she demands money and you don’t have it, there’s a phone call. That’s why the guy walks in. It is not fun from here. He basically just beats your ass until you have money. Gotta figure it out.

Hey Spen! Iwas trying to load up two prostitues and stiff them for the cash. Then some big bald bubble head came in and gave me The Panama City Shakedown. So he’s got a gun in my ass right now and I need 30 bucks...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 25, 2018

Now that goat is shaved

A danish way of saying "Now that jobs done"

Now that goat is shaved

by Instagram: haltemedhjalte November 30, 2019