by EpicsGirl9087 October 26, 2018
Get the Screw mug.a screw is a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it and a slotted head, used to join things together by being rotated so that it pierces wood or other material and is held tightly in place.
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a time when you know you fucked up and now you gonna get yo a** beat
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a time when you know you fucked up and now you gonna get yo a** beat
by Ominous cereal October 27, 2018
Get the screw mug.The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017
Get the screw on feet mug.When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
Get the You could screw up a chinese parade mug.1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.
2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.
This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.
This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
by drankinzailor January 5, 2019
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