scrape

Scrape is the action of forcibly penetrating someone or something. Similar to rape, but with more skid marks .

We played the university soccer team. We got scraped.

Put my trophy down or i will scrape you into next Tuesday.

guy 1: Your mom is hot!
guy 2: If you say that again i will scrape you with a shovel.
guy 2: oh shit!

guy 1: We had a scrapingly good time last night... until she died.
guy 2: That sucks man. what happened then?
guy 1: oh, i kept going.
guy 2: nice.

by banana hammock accessory February 19, 2009

cat scratch fever

An extended definition of cat scratch fever:

A fetish typically refers to males with a love, interest, attraction, or perference for puma and cougars, specifically puma or cougars that are more expereinced at sex, who love cat scratches.

synonym: puma fever

I think I have a cat scratch fever, she was simply too good in bed.

by humanfatw June 18, 2010

Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio

The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.

by Zoolook May 3, 2004

African Booty Scratcher

A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.

John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.

by slave owner hater April 13, 2008

somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

Scraper Job

When One preforms oral sex on top of a scraper bike or sky scraper.

Omg, Jenny gave me a hella retarded scraper job!!!!!!!....It was uncomfertable.

by Cazmanman August 2, 2007

scaterpillar

1. A group of guys running a train on each other whilst shitting simultaneously, forming a gruesome caterpillar.

2. A train of men on all fours committing consecutive reverse {cincinnati bowties whilst shitting on each other's backs and shoulders, also forming a grotesque human caterpillar.

I saw John, Ben, Shawn, Tommy, Tony, Norm, Noah, and Brandon running a scaterpillar last night, thats going to be a mess; yeah dude!

by Smashattack January 14, 2008