Scratchinate

A joining of 2 words, Scratch and Terminate.

You do the math.

"If the cat was being harmed, it would scratchinate the face out of him within seconds."

by 4chanssssssssss February 16, 2009

Scratcher Post

A self proclaimed tattoo artist scratcher who tears up his/her friends arms and legs with bad tattoo's.

"my boy tattooed me in his basement."..'yeah looks like he/she made you his/her his scratcher post.'

by T~Murder May 27, 2010

scratches

An equine fungal infection that affects horses with white feet. It causes lesions that look like a lot of little scratches that ooze and turn crusty.

Contracted from standing in boggy or wet ground for long periods of time.

"Look at how crusty that pony's feet are-- he's got scratches!"

"Better treat his scratches now or they'll only get worse."

by equineknowledge September 29, 2011

Scratcher

A person who tattoos from their home with either a machine or by stick and poke.

"Your tattoo looks really awful and infected, was it done by a scratcher in your basement?"

by minke June 5, 2014

the scratch

an irritated throat from partaking in too many combustibles.

damn man i have the scratch....do you have any beer?

by Hersh Burson October 7, 2003

Doc Scratch

White text.

Person One: That guy is such a Doc Scratch

Person Two: You mean someone who talks too much and needs to shut the fuck up
Person One: Yeah.

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

Itchy and Scratchy

A fun name for a man’s ballsack

“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020