Scientific Research

About to go masturbate

Bye guys, gotta go conduct some scientific research

by Barnie August 2, 2018

Republican Science

Math (and science) explained by “doctors” and “scientists” with results catered to what republicans want to hear by plugging in incorrect numbers to correct formulas.

“Based on our republican science (republican is silent), covid19 is a hoax and nothing more than a flu”

by MF-Jones April 29, 2020

Super Duper Scientists

the amazing group of scientists only few are privileged enough to be a part of while many wish they were

those people are just such super duper scientists, i wish i was part of their group.

by speedytwiggy February 3, 2010

schkeef

The band "JET" uses this to describe the area between the scrotum and the anus

Hey man, it smells like schkeef in here.

I have a rash on my schkeef.

by Osama - yes thats my real name December 16, 2003

Natural Sciences

Natural Sciences: a branch of Science that deals with understanding nature.
The five major branches of Natural sciences:
Astronomy, Biology, Chemistry, Earth Science and Physics!

I believe physics to be the most basic natural science (doesn't mean it's easy) and that other natural sciences build upon it.

Natural sciences are great!

Chemistry teacher: ...so basically, we've got aqueous HF as a product.
Student: What? WHY?!
Chemistry teacher: That's the physics of it!

by zawazawa December 18, 2012

nigga science

A theory with little to no rational explanation or facts to back it up.

Male 1: Black Friday got its name because they sold slaves for cheaper that day.

Male 2: yo fam your wrong that's nigga science.

by 617god October 14, 2016

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003