Samuel Barajas 

A depressed fag who plays ark because he has no life like if you look at him play ark he looks brain dead

honestly 10/10

hes going Samuel Barajas

Samuel Barajas by daddymonsterdick October 3, 2018

Samuel L. Jackson 

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

Samuel L. Jackson by James Lowe December 17, 2004

Samuel Adams 

Taking a dump in someone's ear...

"I gave him a Samuel Adams when he was sleeping...Haha!"

Samuel Adams by IVX May 21, 2003

samuel l. jackson 

1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.

2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.

Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'

'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'

'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

samuel l. jackson by sundarasundara August 1, 2009

Samuel L. Jackson 

The black guy

Which role does Samuel L. Jackson play?
He is the black guy!

Samuel L. Jackson by LordHeskeyBendtnerAkinfenwa November 6, 2015

samuel rail 

Perfect guy.

Samuel Rail is soooo Samuel Rail

samuel rail by lawl101 March 27, 2015

samuel wilkinson 

Samuel Wilkinson is an attractive singer that everyone wants to marry.He's a sex god and loves to cuddle.If you ever get to date him then damn girl you are lucky.FYI hes a keeper:))

Girl 1:Hey is that Sammy Wilk?
Girl 2:OMFG!Hes gorgeous!
Girl 3:Ughh I need a Samuel Wilkinson in my life

samuel wilkinson by TheTruthStatingFacts May 23, 2018