Sam

A geezer who fucks his 12 year old girlfriend on the daily even though he is 17

Clive- Oi Sam wanna play ten pin bowling
Sam- Nah I'm busy. My girlfriend who is 12 is coming over for some slurp time
Clive- That's borderline pedophilia, are you a pedophile

Sam- Nah although I'm looking at the age of 11 next

by Cooneyes May 20, 2019

Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.

Sam is such a cunt.

by BigusDickus July 19, 2017

Sammed

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.

Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!

by Anabasis March 18, 2010

Sam

Sam is an unloving, mean, man whore. He can be nice sometimes but most of the time he is a complete asshole. He only has a couple friends and is very selfish, that is why no one likes him.

Person 1: ugh sam can be such a man whore sometimes!

Person 2: omg i know right!!

by sela_klein June 28, 2019

sam

hes a cunt that makes self harm jokes

hes a cunt sam is a cunt

by ceely denonce October 18, 2019

Sam

the girl/girls who you cheat on your girlfriend with, get away with it, and then go back for more whenever you want.

wow, that guys got a girlfriend but he's fuckin' some girl named Sam too :)

by the cowboy casanova January 25, 2010

Sams

Small Angry Man Syndrome.
A person who is angry because they are small in statue but do not accept this as their reason for anger and instead blame other factors.

Steph''your mate just hit that guy for no reason''

Lee''Yeh hes a stereotypical SAMS''

by LeonBrooke January 31, 2009