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butt sweat

When your ass gets wet from working to hard, and the shit inside your anus is being washed in, and you have to go wipe, thats butt sweat.
GOD YOUR ASS STINKS!

Oh sorry, its just a little butt sweat
by Barry Manilow March 31, 2003
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sweatanuts

jeremy driscol called me 10 times in the last 5 mins. what a fuckin, sweatanuts
by the rimmmjawer June 4, 2004
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don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.
calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.
by george January 20, 2005
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blood, sweat and Carly Simon

Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.
J: Why are you being so hateful?

E: Why are you?

J: My heart wants you.

E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.

J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.

E: Right on.

<kiss>
by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006
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Sweatercows

Usually referring to big boobs in a tight sweater.
Did you see those sweatercows on that girl!Yeah I thought her sweater was gonna break open.
by Sup wid dat February 7, 2006
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sweat rape

(verb) The act wiping one's sweat all over another person. Often performed after vigorous physical activity and on an unwilling, innocent bystander.
I was just standing in the hallway minding my own business when Nick and Jahan sweat raped me after getting back from their run.
by Victim 4.0 May 1, 2009
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crack sweat

A type of sweat that originates from the crack in your ass; often happens in the summer or intensely hot weather, especially while exercising.
Man, I got like, at least a half ounce of crack sweat to mop up before I go take a jog.
by supamonkey March 30, 2005
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