scattle

random fun objects that seem to have no purpose

Spark Plugs: Car Scattle
Leaves and slugs: Garden Scattle

by Taco January 30, 2004

Seattleite

A person who is from Seattle or conforms to become a Seattle resident. This person is more than likely white, comes from a rich family, had every opportunity to succeed and are college educated. They are all politically and socially liberal yet Seattle is the whitest major city in the USA. They act as if they emphasize with the poor or minorities yet they live in neighborhoods lacking diversity, segregated and gentrified. When greeting one, they rarely acknowledge you or return the gesture. They own a apple laptop computer which in their mind represents that they are artistic or unique. Usually this specimen can be found in a coffee shop atleast twice a day.

I met a Seattleite that said hello to me and i crapped my pants!

by mogwtfbbqu July 5, 2009

Seattle Surprise

u use your boxers as a blindfold and put them over her eyes, then, you shove ur middle finger up her pooper and wipe the contents of ur finger in between her eyebrows to give her a unibrow, then u take out a jar of peanut butter and rub in on ur cock, then make the doggy lick it off, then u cum in a straight line on a plate and she snorts it like nose candy, then u slap her, put ur boxers back on and leave her. the end. (for best results,perform when baked/hammered)

Dylan: Last night was so crazy. I went back to her house,
Zach: Yea, did she have all the supplies for the famous Seattle Surprise?
Dylan: Yea, even the dog. I smacked her so hard, shes gonna have that handprint on her face for days!

by Chris1392 December 20, 2007

swatty

ever wanted a walking pineapple plantation, then swatty is your man
also useful if you need to impale someone

bombs "your hair looks like a pineapple"
swatty "yes"

by bomberman August 24, 2003

scatterfuck

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.

1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"

by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003

Seattle

The land of the coffee addicted ecofriendly exercise freaks; Seattle has lovely views, Starbucks at every turn, and constant rain. If planning a vacation, don't forget your granola, rainboots, northfaces, and nalgene. Home of the Spaceneedle where you can pay way too much for a elevator ride, we also home microsoft, boing, and top-pot donuts! Where grunge music and Jimmy Hendrix were started and ugly sensible shoes are socially acceptable, Seattle is full of funk and naked bicycle races. Come soon!

Woah wanna get funky?

Go to Seattle!

by SleepySophz# March 29, 2011

The Scatt

1.When you have reach the maximum level in Awesome.
2.When you continously like to get in peoples' shit.
3.When you are to good at a game.
4.When your name is Scott and u Rock it!

1.GUY1-"Damn your to Awesome" GUY2-"yeah becuase im The Scatt".
2.GUY1-"You're to good at this game,if I didn't know any better i'll say your The Scatt!"
3.GUY1-"How do your Rock it so goooooood?" GUY2-"Well, im The Scatt."
4.GUY1-"YOU SUCK!!" GUY2-"Damn I jus got own by The Scatt."
5.GUY1-"Hey Scott, you are The Scatt."

by BigPac April 25, 2006