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cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily
by giantballslover February 8, 2022
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Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.
“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”
by anonymous February 17, 2022
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Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.
dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits
by 2bored2care October 5, 2022
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Pipe Stretcher

A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.

B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name
A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever

B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup
by Ineedanewjob June 7, 2023
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Michigan Stretcher

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
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“time stretchers"

Inmates who have a short sentence with an attitude problem & will provoke others serving long sentences.
Always try to avoid the “time stretchers".
by mybeccca October 1, 2024
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booty stretcher

A girl on social media who only post pictures with her booty in the frame .
“Yeah this booty stretcher sent me a message on facebook, I deleted her message. “
by Richard Prices December 11, 2023
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