stairstep

a sibling after another

me and my brother are 1 year apart which mean were stairstep

by jerome jacob August 20, 2017

stairway

The stairway is the booty, as in the stairway to heave vs the mountains of madness.(boobs)

Dam, I would love to get a closer look at dat stairway

by Brandon king May 25, 2018

Staircase Head

Someone who you walk all over to get to the next step up. Generally in a relationship or job.

James is such a staircase head. I got him to lie to the boss so I could get a promotion

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Stairsheimer's

Similar to Kitchenheimer's, a portmanteau of 'stairs' and 'Alzheimer's'. Forgetfulness that occurs due to going up or down stairs. The two most common types are:

1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.

Husband: Why are you going up and down the stairs?
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.

by ParkourFactor May 9, 2018

Staircase pussy

Hiding at secluded stairwells to have oral or PIV sex

He's not picking up your call cause he's getting staircase pussy

by 4amclub January 16, 2019

Stairoids

A person who temporarily uses steroids to make them taller than a certain person hence the word “stair” in the name.

Omg! Adriana is using stairoids to be taller than me on picture day!

by PennyWheeze September 26, 2019

Stairway to heaven

When standing on an escalator going up and someone behind you stick their finger in your bum.

The other day I was minding my own business on the escalator and this chick gave me a stairway to heaven out of nowhere.

by Ben Dover 88 April 3, 2020