Soggy Waffle Fucker

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.

Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.

by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008

soggy muffin

A competitive game played with a group of niggaz in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to cum on a muffin. Last nigga to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.

NICK: hey rafa, wanna play soggy muffin??
RAFA: no baby, not tonight, i'm still full from last night.

by John Sanchez June 13, 2005

sogged

adjective • the point where a person is overwhelmingly moistened to a degree of utter disgust that discourages furtherly living

noun • a state of being in which one is saturated to completion - no more fluids can enter or exit the various bodily holes of the human body

verb • the act of saturating one’s self to a point of distinct wetness that supercedes all commonplace mortal capacity

Dam it’s wetter than ur mother’s vagina out, we’re getting real sogged.

How the fuck can I run this race after this rain’s sogged me like this?

Why do you have to be such a sog? Be airy and free like me; you won’t regret it.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 16, 2018

SogDhit

Used when it is inappropriate to swear. Letter reversal of the D and S = Dog Shit.

Ey up shogdit! often used as a Chav greeting for ones "friends"

by Linji EEE August 12, 2004

soggy buttcheek

An unintelligent person who commits atrocious acts against others, not realizing the folly of their actions until later.

"My college professor gave us a quiz two days before the final on brand new material, and then sent us an e-mail apologizing for it but refusing to change the grades. He is such a soggy buttcheek!"

by Danielle ;D April 30, 2009

Soggy Bread

When the male ejaculates on the women’s vagina and proceeds to spread it across the vagina, imitating a butter knife spreading butter on bread.

U wanna Netflix and Soggy bread?

by Sasha ;) February 22, 2019

soggycrotch

Wet vagina/excessively moist crotch.

"You could tell Bambi wanted me by her soggycrotch," Jasper said.

by John "Motherfucking" Henning April 18, 2008