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Smeggo

Someone who is invane but also attempts to act like a god within anyones presence. To the person describing themselves as such they are usinging it at a complement to themselves.
"It is I: Smeggo your Eggo!" - Says the child that wastes their life drawing for cheap change
by saysomethingimgivinguponyou March 10, 2018
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Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater
Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA
by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018
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smeggy penis

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"
by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018
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smegmom

A Mother who performs oral sex on an uncut penis oozing smegma, then later has breath that smells like the unclean penis.
Dude, Corey’s mother is such a smegmom ... after school her breath smelled like Jose’s cheesy dick.
by LittleRoman December 28, 2018
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smegcine

Medicine for the smegma problem, your mom wont like it.
I just started my smegcine today. Got my last smegjob yesterday, im gonna miss it
by Unge_smegmaburger January 4, 2019
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Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma
Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh
by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019
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Smegmawaffles

IT is a combination of smegma and blue waffles. Also the best memepage on ig @smegmawaffles
Man can i eat ur smegmawaffles iT looks delicious!!!
by Smegmawaffles? March 28, 2019
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