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Simp

Some one who decides to give all their attention to a girl and ditches their friends.
Wow! Carter decided to hang out with Shekinah instead of the boys. He's such a simp!
by Simpson12345 April 16, 2020
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Homer Simpson rule

A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)

After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.

Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".

Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"

And then he eats it.

God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010
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pimpin like the hair on marge simpson

way past big pimpin', the highest level of pimpin you can attain.
"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"
by michael achuta January 9, 2008
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simisola

A simple caring and loving girl. She is an important person in your friendship cycle. You can call her Simi or Simibi or any other proper nickname.

She cherishes friends and tends to be closely attached with a Grace or an Emmanuella.

She is amazing, loving, awesome and highly needed.

She is a replica of her tribe and can be troublesome or naughty few times but is really intelligent and loved by teachers or authorities

She tends to be in the artistic department and may end up a lawyer, actress, singer, or novelist

She may be aggressive sometimes but it ends quickly.

She is also very funny and jovial
"Our party needs something to spice it up "
"Yeah where is Simisola "
by Simbi d comedian December 29, 2018
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Simp

A simp will do anything for the female whom he's simping over, he's doing her maths homework whilst she's getting ploughed by a 6ft4 dude. A simp is at the female in questions beck and call, often disregarding other friends to be a personal assistant to the female. No one likes simps, don't be one. it's beta behaviour.
David really do be simping 'do, he's a simp beyond proprtions and is getting no coochie in return. Sarah is using him and has her simpee (David) on a leash.
by NotJosephOk? February 3, 2020
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Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways
The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!
by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006
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Ashlee Simpson

Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so!
"That Ash Simpson is the human equivilant to shit"

"You're just like Ashlee, you emo poser!"
by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005
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