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A simp is someone who is a beta male lacking self respect and choosing to settle second place in a woman's life. They're desperate horny individuals who are willing to do anything for a woman just so they can try to experience intercourse. They're virgins who have never experienced a relationship with women because they're viewed as unattractive by women or they're afraid to find a girlfriend themselves. So simps resort to throwing money to girls hoping that they would get a chance at receiving intercourse from someone. They're willing to go to extensive lengths by lowering their standards to rock bottom and seek intercourse with any woman regardless of how careless and irresponsible the woman is. Simps are overly submissive individuals who are willing to always favor a female in their life while receiving nothing in return over it. Simps are alright with having a one-sided relationship and that makes them easy prey for degenerate women who seek to freeride other men like the ones who do Onlyfans.
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