by Simpson12345 April 16, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010
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She cherishes friends and tends to be closely attached with a Grace or an Emmanuella.
She is amazing, loving, awesome and highly needed.
She is a replica of her tribe and can be troublesome or naughty few times but is really intelligent and loved by teachers or authorities
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She cherishes friends and tends to be closely attached with a Grace or an Emmanuella.
She is amazing, loving, awesome and highly needed.
She is a replica of her tribe and can be troublesome or naughty few times but is really intelligent and loved by teachers or authorities
She tends to be in the artistic department and may end up a lawyer, actress, singer, or novelist
She may be aggressive sometimes but it ends quickly.
She is also very funny and jovial
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