Situationist

Someone who makes situations out of unnecessary things.

Kayla- Iliyah touched my book.
Johnny- Stop being such a situationist kayla.

by Bootyking123 January 23, 2022

shitation

when your friend needs to a megadump

Friend: Hey are you going to Bobs burgers after school?
You: No, my friend has the shitation, hes about to bust

by shutupfr March 28, 2022

situationship

a modern day will they, won’t they, but gay and most of the time between two lesbians.

Destiny: I just got out of a two-year relationship!

Fawn: Yeah, but have you ever been in a long-distance situationship?

by m_beanz July 31, 2022

shit-uation

a situation that can be described as SHITTY.

Dude, I can't believe i'm stuck in such a shit-uation with the flat tire on my car.

by kiathacar October 3, 2022

spituation

when u have no lube so u use spit

therefore your in a spituation

there’s no lube ben looks like we in a spituation

by Succ ess October 11, 2022

Situationship

Being in a both sexual/romantic relationship but establishing that there are no feelings between each other. basically booty call with all the perks of being in a relationship without being fully committed or attached. It slowly gets more confusing for both parties over time even thought you know there’s no feelings.

Yea we aren’t dating but we aren’t just friends but there aren’t feelings there and we aren’t committed. it’s a situationship

by shuaystie February 6, 2023

Situationship

When two people aren’t in a relationship but still have sex and get all the perks as though it was a relationship without feelings for each other. Both parties establish they don’t want a relationship and that there’s no feelings between each other but both get what they want from each other without the commitment.

Yea we aren’t together but we aren’t friends but we also don’t have feelings towards each other but we still do relationship stuff. It’s a situationship

by shuaystie February 6, 2023