Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?
Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.
Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.
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"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"
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He jammed his dick down her throat at the moment of climax. His shit covered cock was too much for her. She barfed on his cock resulting in quite a Pinette Scramble. Of course he used her hair to clean up.
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