Scissorbird

A mysterious bird that appears with the sole intention of chopping your dick off. Known for it's famous call "CAWWW! CAWW!"

"Dude, we went hiking last week and Craig got attacked by a scissorbird! Now he can't pee."

by Johnny Facepalm December 6, 2012

Scissor Gypsie

A person who trims marijuana with scissors and lives in another area. Transient worker in the marijuana industry.

Today while I was in town , several Scissor Gypsies had their signs up looking for work.

by Dane Bread April 24, 2015

Scissor Stop

To "cock block" a girl on girl hook up

"You just scissor stopped me!"

by YumYumJuice September 29, 2015

Scissor Gang

A gang of strong independent black women who don't need no man! Specifically golf players or any BOY. The gang just initiated its newest member, Cait.

Ever since I joined scissor gang there is no going back.

by Jdhhdbdhd January 4, 2016

Scissor Sips

To drink juice out of a really sharp cup.

Guy 1: Aw man, being dared to do Scissor Sips is hard. i almost got cut!

by PheonixGalaxy May 7, 2016

scissor fever

When you see a cute or hot haircut of any kind that makes you want to cut your hair really badly

Omg this pixie cut is giving me scissor fever

by Ken_Nique July 19, 2016

scissor seption

Like a cock block but for lesbians.

Allison wants to huck up with Angie at Sophie's party. But in the end Sophie and Angie huck up. Alison's Bestfriend yells out scissor seption.

by Sophiezu June 17, 2016