Arizona Salt Licker

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.

Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."

by jkldosan a673 July 8, 2011

Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010

Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

by graphic freedom June 21, 2006

salted rim

licking stubble on a man's asshole,
also a method in bartending (e.g. Margarita, salty dog)

"Hey, how about another Salty Dog!"

by Crunch Nugget January 9, 2003

Salt Shaker

This is when a guy is about to ejaculate and his cum comes out like its coming out of a salt shaker. The girl get pelted with little bits of cum. She WILL get angry and walk out because she has lost her craving for your cock.

My boyfriend had the Salt Shaker problem last night when he came on me. I was gross.

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by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010

Alaskan Salt Shaker

Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.

John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?

Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker

by mistersmith1990 June 8, 2009

Salt

A dyke lady who works a barns and noble's all the time, loves sports illustrated, she is vey rude, and calls people crazy which isn't a complement

Look theres salt of buying all the sports illustrated calenders

by Pepper101 December 29, 2010