A myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures.
An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.
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"I was sitting at the salon and that hairdresser with the moustache just kept cutting.I was freakin' out she was giving me such bad salon anxiety"
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