Rittenhouse Effect

Its when a person walks into your stronghold, starts shit and/or threaten you (even if just by your very presence), then later claim self defense when you try and stop them.

Principal: "The guy went into the girls bathroom and then proceeded to snap your daughter's bra. Your daughter then slugged him, knocking him to the ground. He then hit her back just as teachers arrived. We are going to suspend her, but not him as it appears she punched him first."
Father: "So my daughter is another victim of the Rittenhouse Effect"

by Pocket Full of Kryptonite September 21, 2020

rotting christ

Only decent black metal band ever... EVER.

Rotting Christ... good band.

by Gabe June 23, 2003

rottin roneys

A Term used by redneck fathers, talking to their children, about Mc.Donalds.

The redneck father has often had a case of bad service at Mc.Donalds and makes it clear that he has. pompous prick.

Redneck father: Hey kids!!! wanna go to Rottin Roneys?!?!?!
Kids: Listen you fuckin punk ass bitch, its called McDonalds. I'LL CUTCHA. ILL CUTCHA GOOD.

by killatron April 29, 2008

Rittenhouse

Premeditated "self defense". Once you shoot/kill one person you will become an active shooter and anyone that tries to stop you is someone that you can defend yourself against.

Draco Malfoy was going to rittenhouse that hippogryph but it broke his wand hand.

Rittenhouse is the ultimate mass shooter cheat code since "it's coming right for us!".

by CakeEatingDragon November 17, 2021

Rittenhouse

A superficial display of anguish that comes from a medieval belief that crocodiles shed tears of sadness when killing their prey.

The defendant pulled a Rittenhouse when he was on the stand.

by IvyCruz November 11, 2021

Rottingdean

A small town in East Sussex populated by the dead, dying and/or yuppie parents with annoying kids. Rottingdean features such delights as a Co-op, a church, a newsagents and if you're feeling really adventurous it even has a Village Bakery. Rottingdean's one redeeming feature is that it is fairly near the city of Brighton. Oh and it also has a chip shop. An over-priced chip shop.

"Welcome to Rottingdean! Where suicide seems like a holiday."

by rottin'deanyeah July 27, 2009

Oral Rottenbacher

When you love someone and you are in the heat of passion, simply ask your lover to stand up and touch their toes. You then apply your mouth to your partners bum hole as they expell the gas in their colon into your mouth. To perform this properly, there must be a perfect seal (mouth to ass) so that the receiver's cheeks expand to accept all the gas.

Honey, please finish your chili, I want an Oral Rottenbacher later tonight.

by Frank Sam September 3, 2008